Tag: jokes
group name: iwishyouwould
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July 20, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. . . . more
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July 20, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... .so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....
************ ********* ********* . . . more
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July 20, 2008 07:42 PM EDT --
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A PET STORE. PLEASE LIST THEM INDIVIDUALLY.
THANK YOU
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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June 30, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
At one time in my life, I thought I had a
handle on the meaning of the word
. . . more
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July 04, 2008 03:15 AM EDT --
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WAL-MART!
Why . . . more
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July 05, 2008 05:07 PM EDT --
Cardboard . . . more
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July 06, 2008 11:30 PM EDT --
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands . HEMA also has stores in Belgium , Luxemburg, and . . . more
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July 07, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo . . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:37 AM EDT --
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would . . . more
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July 13, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
Baptist Shampoo?
While shopping in a grocery store , two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by
the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer?.
The . . . more
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July 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT --
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the
ostrich, . . . more
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May 31, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
VERY FUNNY FOR US WHO REMEMBER
Hollywood Squares:
If you remember the Original . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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